Pizza Hashtag shirt, because the only thing better than pizza is #pizza. From the ever charming MEANT2BE print-on-demand clothing shop, which also features Sexting, Rap Music and Butts shirts, as well as this lovely “Death Is Forever” infant onesie. Oh, the places you’ll go!

In the rebooted DC Universe, superheroes are apparently DTF 24/7.

Ada Little Bear by Sarah deGrandis. I love this little guy. I’m a big fan of any stuffed animal that sports a look of confusion rather than joy, as I spent most of my childhood confused by everything around me.

Posters for Boys by Amanda Visell. You can grab them as 16″ x 20″ prints for $30 each or a set of 4 for $100. This kind of makes me want to start trying to make mad babies. Just little dudes that are like me but able to have these prints hanging around without it being weird.