Hey, want to get angry?  Then watch the above embedded video!

Parents everywhere are outraged that a piece of shovelware contains nonsensical jibberish that sort of sounds like something that portrays Muslim culture in a positive light.  On a game rated “E for Everyone,” of all places!  Whoever is indavertently preaching this tolerance must be stopped.

Do I see a Pac-man sticker on that laptop?  Between this and the news that he collects comic books, I’m wondering how long it will be until the internet is flooded with a Chuck Norris style meme about Obama.

There’s also this wonderful quote from Newsweek…

“That’s an interesting belt buckle,” he said to Michelle, mischievously. She feigned offense and said, “I am interesting, next to you. Surprise, surprise, a blue suit, a white shirt and a tie.” Obama grinned and bent down until he was almost at eye level with her waist. He jabbed a playful finger toward her belt buckle, and let loose his inner nerd. “The lithium crystals! Beam me up, Scotty!” Obama squeaked, laughing at his own lame joke as Michelle rolled her eyes.

I’m going to assume he said dilithium crystals and the Newsweek reporter just wasn’t familiar with the word.

This video would have been way cooler if the paper was distributed in Arkansas and the reported constantly said “oh, you got douched!” whenever someone realized it was a joke.